Totally Human, Around the Fire

Five friends. One fire. Zero convincing disguises.

The Totally Human Campfire gathers the whole cast — Greys, Mantis, Reptilian, Nordic — plus Bigfoot (wearing Arms Bros, naturally), a swamp creature and a mothman roasting marshmallows under a hovering UFO. Cream badge, drippy orange letters, 11 inches wide.

Opens on Military Green. The s'mores are probably a trap.

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