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Totally Human Campfire Tee
Totally Human Campfire Tee
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The disguises are worse after dark.
The whole Totally Human crew around one campfire: the tall Grey working the marshmallow angle, the little Grey three feet from the fire, the Mantis in a crooked wig, the Reptilian in shades, the Nordic glowing serenely — plus the locals, a swamp creature, a mothman, and Bigfoot in his Arms Bros shirt. A UFO idles overhead, because of course it does. Cream oval badge, drippy orange TOTALLY HUMAN lettering, printed 11 inches wide.
Printed on a Gildan 5000 classic tee in Military Green, Black, Navy, Maroon, Sport Grey and White. Totally human. Definitely not five aliens and their cryptid friends.
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Size guide
Size guide
Most of our shirts are printed on the classic Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee. Measurements in inches:
| Size | Width (chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 22 | 30.25 |
| XL | 24 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33.5 |
Width is measured flat across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole. Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Between sizes? The Gildan 5000 has a classic, roomier fit — when in doubt, your usual t-shirt size is the right call.
Shipping & delivery
Shipping & delivery
Every shirt is printed to order, just for you. Most orders arrive in about 5-11 business days (printing takes 2-5 days, then shipping takes 3-6 days). Free shipping on orders $50+.
