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SNAFU Old Salt Tee
SNAFU Old Salt Tee
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The old salt has seen it all, and he has got the megaphone to prove it. The SNAFU Old Salt Tee puts one scruffy seagull captain on the dock — torn jacket, crooked cap, rusty megaphone wide open — sounding the alarm the only way he knows how: loud, hoarse, and at the worst possible moment. Vintage cartoon Arms Bros art, printed big and bold.
From the SNAFU series — military humor, dockside division. For salty sailors, loud talkers, and anybody who has ever been woken up by this exact bird.
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Size guide
Size guide
Most of our shirts are printed on the classic Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee. Measurements in inches:
| Size | Width (chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 22 | 30.25 |
| XL | 24 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33.5 |
Width is measured flat across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole. Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Between sizes? The Gildan 5000 has a classic, roomier fit — when in doubt, your usual t-shirt size is the right call.
Shipping & delivery
Shipping & delivery
Every shirt is printed to order, just for you. Most orders arrive in about 5-11 business days (printing takes 2-5 days, then shipping takes 3-6 days). Free shipping on orders $50+.
