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Last Damn Tee
Last Damn Tee
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He gave his last damn somewhere around the second deployment. The Last Damn Tee is vintage tattoo ink come to life — a little red devil in a sailor hat, pipe lit, trident in hand, kicked back on an anchor big enough to hold a ship and twice as stubborn. THE LAST DAMN, in case anybody was still keeping count.
For sailors, veterans, dock rats, and anyone fresh out of damns to give. Printed on a premium Gildan tee.
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Size guide
Size guide
Most of our shirts are printed on the classic Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee. Measurements in inches:
| Size | Width (chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 22 | 30.25 |
| XL | 24 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33.5 |
Width is measured flat across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole. Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Between sizes? The Gildan 5000 has a classic, roomier fit — when in doubt, your usual t-shirt size is the right call.
Shipping & delivery
Shipping & delivery
Every shirt is printed to order, just for you. Most orders arrive in about 5-11 business days (printing takes 2-5 days, then shipping takes 3-6 days). Free shipping on orders $50+.
