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Madder Than a Wet Hen Tee
Madder Than a Wet Hen Tee
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Madder than a wet hen! You know the look — feathers ruffled, dripping wet, and ready to take on the whole world.
This is pure Southern attitude in one design: a soaking wet hen caught in the rain, mud splashing everywhere, with that unmistakable "don't even think about it" glare. Bold distressed red lettering that says it all.
For the Southerners, the country folks, and everyone who's ever been so mad they could spit — this shirt says what you're thinking. Wear it loud and proud.
Printed on a premium Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee. Soft, durable, and ready for whatever ruffles your feathers.
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Size guide
Size guide
Most of our shirts are printed on the classic Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee. Measurements in inches:
| Size | Width (chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 22 | 30.25 |
| XL | 24 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33.5 |
Width is measured flat across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole. Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Between sizes? The Gildan 5000 has a classic, roomier fit — when in doubt, your usual t-shirt size is the right call.
Shipping & delivery
Shipping & delivery
Every shirt is printed to order, just for you. Most orders arrive in about 5-11 business days (printing takes 2-5 days, then shipping takes 3-6 days). Free shipping on orders $50+.
