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Lizard Landlords Tee
Lizard Landlords Tee
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The ruins sat empty for a hundred years. Then the new tenants arrived — and they did not read the lease.
The Lizard Landlords Tee is part two of the Impossible Island series: the same crumbling ring of stairs and towers, now absolutely crawling with life. Geckos sunning on the ledges, climbers in the vines, a bright teal tenant hanging off the masonry like he pays rent — because around here, he does. ARMS BROS is carved into the stonework, back when the place still had rules.
Part two of the five-design Impossible Island series — the same impossible world, five different stories. Detailed hand-drawn-style artwork, printed big on the chest where it belongs.
Printed on the Gildan 5000 heavyweight tee: sturdy, comfortable, and built to be worn hard. Please allow 5–11 business days for delivery — every shirt is printed to order, just for you.
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Size guide
Size guide
Most of our shirts are printed on the classic Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee. Measurements in inches:
| Size | Width (chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 22 | 30.25 |
| XL | 24 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33.5 |
Width is measured flat across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole. Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Between sizes? The Gildan 5000 has a classic, roomier fit — when in doubt, your usual t-shirt size is the right call.
Shipping & delivery
Shipping & delivery
Every shirt is printed to order, just for you. Most orders arrive in about 5-11 business days (printing takes 2-5 days, then shipping takes 3-6 days). Free shipping on orders $50+.
