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Nobody Home Ruins Tee
Nobody Home Ruins Tee
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The island is built. The stairs are impossible. And nobody is home.
The Nobody Home Ruins Tee is where the series begins: a diamond of crumbling towers, arches and staircases that climb to nowhere, wrapped in jungle and left completely, beautifully empty. No statue. No beasts. Just the ruins, holding their breath — with ARMS BROS carved small into an archway for whoever finds the place first.
Part one of the five-design Impossible Island series — the same impossible world, five different stories. Detailed hand-drawn-style artwork, printed big on the chest where it belongs.
Printed on the Gildan 5000 heavyweight tee: sturdy, comfortable, and built to be worn hard. Please allow 5–11 business days for delivery — every shirt is printed to order, just for you.
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Size guide
Size guide
Most of our shirts are printed on the classic Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee. Measurements in inches:
| Size | Width (chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 22 | 30.25 |
| XL | 24 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33.5 |
Width is measured flat across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole. Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Between sizes? The Gildan 5000 has a classic, roomier fit — when in doubt, your usual t-shirt size is the right call.
Shipping & delivery
Shipping & delivery
Every shirt is printed to order, just for you. Most orders arrive in about 5-11 business days (printing takes 2-5 days, then shipping takes 3-6 days). Free shipping on orders $50+.
