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Totally Human Campfire Sweatshirt

Totally Human Campfire Sweatshirt

Regular price $48.95 USD
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The disguises are worse after dark.

The whole Totally Human crew around one campfire: the tall Grey working the marshmallow angle, the little Grey three feet from the fire, the Mantis in a crooked wig, the Reptilian in shades, the Nordic glowing serenely — plus the locals, a swamp creature, a mothman, and Bigfoot in his Arms Bros shirt. A UFO idles overhead, because of course it does. Cream oval badge, drippy orange TOTALLY HUMAN lettering, printed 11 inches wide.

Printed on a Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt in Military Green, Black, Navy, Maroon, Sport Grey and White. Totally human. Definitely not five aliens and their cryptid friends.

Size guide

Most of our shirts are printed on the classic Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee. Measurements in inches:

Size Width (chest) Length
S 18 28
M 20 29.25
L 22 30.25
XL 24 31.25
2XL 26 32.5
3XL 28 33.5

Width is measured flat across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole. Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem. Between sizes? The Gildan 5000 has a classic, roomier fit — when in doubt, your usual t-shirt size is the right call.

Shipping & delivery

Every shirt is printed to order, just for you. Most orders arrive in about 5-11 business days (printing takes 2-5 days, then shipping takes 3-6 days). Free shipping on orders $50+.

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